ilovesmoothjazz1998:

people should come with disclaimers so if theyre terrible people i can know beforehand & not talk to them

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jailor:

in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports 

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whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

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suppermariobroth:

From the New Super Mario Bros. commercial.
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