Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
A black teenager could have a 200 IQ and find the cure for cancer and white people will still say affirmative action is the reason why they got into college
A white kid could have a 200 IQ and discover the cure for cancer and people will say his alumni daddy is the reason he got into college.
A white person will see a post having nothing to do with them and still find a way to include themselves
the fact i will never know what having a penis is like significantly bothers me
I imagine it’s like having a boob between your legs.
Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever
Is summer still a thing ? Does warm weather still exist? Will it ever come back?
talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”