sasukeaesthetic:

doctor: are u sexually active

me: *opens wallet to reveal pictures of all my anime boyfriends*

doctor: nice

(via rhydonmyhardon)

australiansanta:

nervously talkin to someone really attractive like

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(via rhydonmyhardon)



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sadvirginsacrifice:

my autobiography


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shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

(via rhydonmyhardon)



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Pedestrians avoid a pool of blood descending into the Munich Metro
Photo credit:  © Stuart Palley


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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn, via problemactic)

seerofmind:

sittin in math class like

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(Source: milkdays-archive, via geekygallifreyan)

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